Air fryer is third member of couple's relationship

A COUPLE have announced that their relationship now involves a third party: their air fryer. 

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Man smashing Dry Veganuary has advantage of already being boring prick

A BORING bastard is finding not drinking or eating animal products for a month exceptionally easy because of his personal qualities. 

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