All 13 CBB contestants in the order you'd shag them in if you really had to

WHAT order would you have sex with the Celebrity Big Brother contestants in if, say, aliens were going to destroy the Earth if you didn’t? It’s an important question, so read our guide.

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Woman buying mountain of stupid shit off AliExpress as protest against Trump

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