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All men are twats, says woman exclusively attracted to twats

A WOMAN only ever romantically involved with utter dickheads believes, based on her own experience, that all men are utter dickheads. 

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Battery farm chicken can't believe it downsized this much to live in London

A BATTERY farmed chicken that moved from its tiny, inhumane space on a poultry farm to London can’t believe how much room she has given up to live in the capital.

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