Anal sex no better than ordinary sex, just ruder

IT has finally been confirmed that anal sex is no more enjoyable than regular sex, just significantly more uncouth.

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First Holly now Carol, sob bereaved, horny dads

FATHERS still mourning the loss of Holly Willoughby from their screens are devastated to learn they have now been robbed of Carol Vorderman as well.

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