At the urinal: the six worst times for your girlfriend to call you

STANDING there, cock out, when your trouser pocket begins to vibrate a merry tune? How does she know these are the times to call? 

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'Why can't you just be happy for us?' ask energy firms

ENERGY firms raking in billions of pounds of profit are at a loss as to why nobody is congratulating them.

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