Bastard couple who've never worked on themselves in happy, loving relationship

A SICKENING couple who have never improved themselves in any way are in a committed, loving relationship.

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British man decides that in event of nationwide power cut he would get pissed

A MAN has looked at the power cut across Spain, considered his options, and decided that in similar circumstances in the UK he would get pissed. 

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