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Boyfriend of six months looks shit in summer

A WOMAN who has been seeing her new partner since January has only now realised that he looks terrible in hot weather. 

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Woman writing CV wondering how to make 'binge drinking' sound like a hobby

A WOMAN who spends all her spare time getting shitfaced with her mates is struggling to make it sound like a respectable extracurricular interest.

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