Brand new father takes up brand new hobby

A MAN whose wife recently gave birth to their first baby has decided this is the moment to take up a new and time-consuming hobby.

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Your bullshit excuses for staying up until 3am for no f**king reason

ABSOLUTELY f**king knackered? That’s because you stayed up until the early hours indulging in these pointless activities instead of sleeping:

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