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Britain's favourite sexual position is watching television

BRITAIN’S favourite sexual position is watching the television, according to a new survey.

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Can it ever be morally right to stop drinking after four pints?

YOU’RE four pints in. The highlight of your evening is behind you. But is it ever ethically defensible to say ‘Right lads, I don’t want to spend another 30 quid to feel like shit, I’m off home?’ Take our quiz to find out. 

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