Bros before hoes, and other dating advice from terminally single people

WANT to spend the rest of your life alone without even a whiff of romance? Follow this advice from permanently single twats.

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Students trapped in halls resort to acting normally

STUDENTS locked down in university halls have begun acting like normal people, it has been confirmed. 

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