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'Chance of a shag' vs 'I hope he's romantic': First date aspirations by gender

GOING on a first date? Here’s what you’ll be hoping to get out of it depending on your sex.

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Dad's phone torch on again

A DAD has left his phone torch on again, it has been confirmed.

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