Christmas sex act vouchers destined to expire unused in drawer

A BOOK of vouchers for sex acts a man received from his girlfriend for Christmas are destined to expire unused in a bedside drawer. 

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Grandparents chuckle heartily at suggestion they do Dry January

A PAIR of grandparents who it was suggested could try Dry January and started crying with laughter, it has emerged.

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