Could you survive a year going out with Carrie Johnson?

THE PM’s latest lie came about from helping Carrie’s chum Pen Farthing rescue dogs from Kabul. So could you survive going out with high-maintenance Carrie? Play our interactive game.

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Why allowing people to still wear masks is the worst kind of government oppression

By anti-masker Norman Steele

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