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Couple can't decide whether to break up or have baby

A COUPLE are torn between splitting up and starting a new chapter in their lives together by having a baby.

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How to still think Trump's a bellend if he somehow secures peace

IF Trump has somehow helped to bring peace to Ukraine you might be forced to reevaluate your view of him. If that happens, here’s how to remember he’s still a colossal dickhead.

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