Couple claiming not to know what any sex toy is for

A COUPLE browsing a sex toy website together are both claiming never to have seen any of the products in action before.

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Sitting on your own bollock, and five other avoidable injuries

YOUR body is largely good to you, but that doesn’t stop you causing it unnecessary pain by doing some utterly stupid things. Like these:

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