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Couple ecstatic after finding they shag marginally more than national average

A COUPLE are jubilant after reading that most people in their situation have sex 4.5 times a month, but they do it five – or even six – times.

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'Are my grotesque racial caricatures offensive?': Your golliwog questions answered

ARE you unsure whether your collection of dolls based on crude racial stereotypes is offensive? After a row about golliwogs in a pub in Essex, here’s how to tell.

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