Couple on third date have already shared all their best stories

A COUPLE meeting up for the third time have already exhausted all the entertaining anecdotes they have to share.

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How I intend to out-macho every army in the entire world, by Pete Hegseth

AM I being too macho in my handling of the war with Iran? No. Here’s how I plan to make the US military not just the most powerful in the world, but also the most toxically masculine. 

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