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Couple taking romantic autumn walk in vile slippery leaf mush

A LOVED-UP couple are taking a gentle evening stroll through the mud, mulch and slimy twigs covering every path near their house.

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Middle-class couple give newborn daughter name of withered Edwardian schoolmistress

A PAIR of moneyed new parents have given their beautiful, hours-old daughter a name best suited to a sour schoolmarm who lived a hundred years ago.

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