Couple who've been messaging for 16 months end date after 15 minutes

A COUPLE who have been messaging each other for more than a year have ended their first date after just 15 minutes. 

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The Aniston-Schwimmer love affair, and other bullshit things to believe to make yourself feel better

IS your psyche so fragile you need to believe that Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer are in love to get through the day? These things could also work: 

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