Couple with shared Facebook profile will be divorced in three months

A COUPLE with a shared Facebook profile will be divorced with three months, it has been confirmed.

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Secret to happiness is judging people in supermarket queues

MAKING sweeping judgements about other people’s lives based entirely on their shopping is the key to personal happiness, it has been confirmed.

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