Date night ruined by pretty waitress

A COUPLE’S romantic night out has been ruined by the presence of their heartbreakingly attractive 22-year-old waitress. 

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Memory foam mattress wishes it could forget 

A MEMORY foam mattress owned by a single, dating woman has admitted its flawless recall has  become a terrible curse. 

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