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Date somehow goes from awful to sex

A FIRST date has inexplicably escalated from stilted small talk to the height of physical intimacy, it has emerged.

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£1,850 Israel Violently Lashed Out surcharge: your next energy bill broken down

WONDERING how your energy bill became 80 per cent of your disposable income? This is how the charges are calculated, item-by-item: 

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