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Dating 'fun' if you're a 10 and incredible in every way

SIFTING through the human population for a romantic partner is fun if you are physically attractive with an amazing personality, experts now believe.

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Today's random restrictions, by region

THE government will today announce a new set of regional Covid restrictions, all of which are different and none of which are comprehensible. Here they are: 

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