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Desperate man extends Tinder radius to 1,000 miles

A SINGLE man desperate for romance and/or a shag has expanded his Tinder profile’s radius to 1,000 miles.

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Man genuinely weirded out that there's no lockdown coming

A MAN is feeling disquieted and uneasy because not only is he not in lockdown but there is no lockdown approaching.

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