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Devastating: little hoop earring doesn't transform boyfriend into Paul Mescal

A DISTRESSED girlfriend has discovered that even when her boyfriend pierces his ear and puts in a slutty little hoop he does not resemble Hamnet heartthrob Paul Mescal.

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How to save tiny amounts on petrol by being a slave to Fuel Finder apps

THE government’s new Fuel Finder scheme will send drivers rushing about for cheaper petrol to save a breathtaking £40 a year. Here’s how to let it take over your life: 

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