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Difficult to imagine how your dad ever pulled

HOW their dad was ever considered attractive by the opposite sex is beyond most people’s imaginations, it has emerged.

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'This is not a humiliation' says Starmer with cock and balls out

THE prime minister, standing at a podium in Downing Street with his trousers around his ankles and his genitalia fully visible, has denied he has been humiliated.

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