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Dog poo bag in hedge reminds woman of ex

A WOMAN has seen a a bag of canine excrement hanging in a hedge and instantly flashed back to her last relationship, she has confirmed. 

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'Iran could fire missiles at Britain' vs 'yeah right as if': the debate

THE country is locked in fevered debate between those warning Iran could launch missiles at the UK and those who have replied ‘Nah.’ Where do you stand? 

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