Dramatically lower your standards, and five other brutal dating tips

NOT having much luck finding love? Here are some brutal dating tips to help you at least get a perfunctory shag.

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Motorist with 20 years' experience still a bit shaky on roundabouts

A MAN who has racked up two decades on the roads still remains totally baffled whenever he encounters a roundabout.

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