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Drone bee turned off by queen's body count

A BEE has admitted he is put off mating with the hive’s queen because she has already mated with dozens of other drones.

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Fifteen world problems solved by the wonderfully simplistic thinking of Donald Trump

PRESIDENT Trump has settled the Gaza problem forever by ruling the Palestinians should leave so Israel can build a beach resort. He could easily fix these: 

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