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'Dude' and other terms women use to keep men at non-romantic distance

WOMEN have a vast array of words at their disposal to keep men in the friend zone. Here are some that strongly suggest you’ve got no chance.

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The newsreader's guide to reporting all this like it's somehow f**king normal

ARE you a newsreader who’s suddenly having to report on the Trump presidency as if it’s not just chaotic bullshit cooked up by a lunatic and his weird tech bro? Here’s how to remain professional:

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