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During a panic attack, and other helpful times your mum tells you to 'pull yourself together'

FEELING anxious or legitimately worried? Don’t worry, your mum has got some no-nonsense advice that won’t help in the least. Here’s how to stop being pathetic.

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Brits abroad to combat extreme heat with extreme drinking

BRITONS in Spain are to fight 45-degree heatwaves by drinking up to 45 pints a day.

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