Ethically non-monogamous man eerily similar to shagabout horndog

AN ‘ethically non-monogamous’ man bears an uncanny similarity to a horndog who sleeps around for the fun of it, it has emerged.

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Man who thought he could buy dinner at local corner shop being proved very wrong

A MAN who popped into his local corner shop looking for fresh, nutritious food is realising what a f**king stupid idea it was.

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