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Every man's love language is sex

EVERY single man’s preferred way of expressing his love is to have lots of sex multiple times a week, it has emerged.

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If NHS can only be saved by immigration it's not worth saving, says Britain

THE British have decided that if the cost of preventing the complete collapse of the NHS is a load of foreigners coming over, we should just bin it.

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