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Everyone on dating apps has f**ked everyone else

EVERYONE on every dating app has f**ked everyone else on every other dating app, leading to a fall in usage.

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They only go as fast as a milk float: Seven things gammons firmly believe about EVs

CONSUMERS are rejecting electric cars for a variety of reasons, but it’s great news for right-wing blokes who’ve always hated these effeminate vehicles. Here Roy Hobbs explains why you shouldn’t buy one.

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