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Everything I did last week, by a man who was too busy to text her back

By Jack Browne, aged 33, who slid into her DMs first

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Do you have super flu, man flu, or Superman flu? A quiz

HAVE you been struck down with super flu, man flu, or a new mutant strain combining the two? Find out:

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