Ex-boyfriends offering bad sex for Christmas

THE nation’s ex-boyfriends have texted offering a token gift and perfunctory, fumbled sex as a marvellous Christmas treat.

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Child with 'Santa truther' parents about to f**k shit up on playground

A CHILD whose parents have told him the truth about Santa is about create utter chaos in a school playground.

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