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Exes only friends when they're single

TWO people who used to be in a relationship are still good friends whenever neither of them is in a relationship, they have confirmed. 

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EU announces 100 per cent tariff on shite American TV

EUROPE has imposed a 100 per cent tariff on the never-ending deluge of shit American television the world has spent decades drowning in. 

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