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Existence of entire male friendship group hinges on one vaguely organised bloke

A GROUP of men who have been friends for two decades only remain so because of one man. 

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Being right-wing will keep you nice and warm, Starmer tells pensioners

KEIR Starmer has told pensioners worried about their winter fuel allowance that being furiously and impotently right-wing will give them an inner glow. 

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