Father quietly ditches dream of year-long campervan trip

A MIDDLE-CLASS father who always said he would love to go on a year-long campervan trip around the world with his family has quietly revised his plans.

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Flatmates wondering how much longer before they sleep with each other

TWO flatmates trapped together under lockdown are increasingly aware it is only a matter of time before they crack and shag each other.

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