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Five anecdotes you've heard your partner tell 5,000 times

THERE are some go-to stories your other half cannot resist shoehorning into conversations. Here are five tales which will make your eyes roll so hard you’ll get dizzy…

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Party's over, the last jammy bastards on furlough told

THE last few cheeky gits on furlough have been told to straighten up and get back to bloody work like the rest of us.

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