Five cheeky ways to put the brakes on your sex life

IN A new relationship and under the illusion the sex will always be this good? Here are five fun ways to kill the mood:

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Why a pile of stinking manure is the perfect Christmas gift – AD FEATURE

LOOKING for a Christmas gift for that person who has it all? Pile of stinking manure salesman Martin Bishop explains why it’s this year’s hottest gift: 

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