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Five household items you could have sex with at a push

AFTER almost a year of no human contact, which household items are starting to lead you on for a steamy night of consensual passion?

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Woman desperate to be Angel from Escape to the Chateau

A WOMAN has decided she has had enough of her own life and wants to be Angel from Escape to the Chateau instead.

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