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Five things you've learned about your date's ex before the main course arrives

DINNER, drinks and too much information about your date’s ex is the worst way to start a new relationship. Here’s what you’ll learn before you’ve finished your calamari:

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Lightweight pissed after 10 pints

A MAN who is pissed after drinking 10 pints in quick succession has been branded an ’embarrassing lightweight’ by his friends.

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