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Five wanks better than entire relationships

LOVING relationships with human beings have their moments, but can they really hope to compete with these five stunning acts of self-abuse? 

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Horny woke man worried his fantasies are problematic

A HORNY man committed to political equality and social justice is carefully vetting his wild sexual fantasies for problematic content, he has confirmed. 

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