Flatmates wondering how much longer before they sleep with each other

TWO flatmates trapped together under lockdown are increasingly aware it is only a matter of time before they crack and shag each other.

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How to TikTok, by Jacob Rees-Mogg

SALUTATIONS. I have recently been introduced to TikTok by one of my many children and found myself having a raucously good time. Thus, I present some tips on how to become a most splendid meme-lord.

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