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Flight attendants, and other women your boyfriend saves a creepy little smile for

THAT sickly, ingratiating grin isn’t for everyone. It isn’t for you. It seems to specifically be for women employed to serve him, like these:  

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Past-it old bastard includes you when referring to 'people our age'

A FUSTY old geezer seems to be under the mistaken impression that you and he are in some way contemporaries.

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