Flowers, that's lovely: A girlfriend investigates why

A WOMAN has been presented with a seemingly spontaneous bouquet by her boyfriend. What has he done? Grace Wood-Morris investigates: 

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How your shitty little town can host its own Oktoberfest

EXPERIENCED Munich’s festival of outdoor beer-swilling and keen to attract similar drunken overspending to your provincial piss-pot parish? Go ahead: 

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