'Friends is good too', says sad man with erection

A DISAPPOINTED man with a fading erection has begun listing all the positives of their maintaining a platonic friendship.

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Designer bags with string handles, and other things that make you feel like a little f**king prince

ACTUAL luxury is unaffordable in Rishi’s Britain unless you’re Rishi. The rest of us have to make do with these minor thrills:

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