Girlfriend already knows what she'll say about partner's sexual performance when they split up

A GIRLFRIEND has a clear outline of what she will say about her boyfriend’s lovemaking skills when the relationship ends. 

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15-minute cities rebranded 'It-was-better-in-my-day' towns to appeal to gammons

THE concept of ‘15-minute cities’ is being given a new name to appeal to people with an insufferably rose-tinted view of the past.

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