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Girlfriend marks territory by leaving hair bobbles around boyfriend's flat

A MAN’S new girlfriend is asserting her presences and scaring away rivals by leaving hair ties in every room of his home.

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Rachel Riley's favourite things to tweet about despite not knowing all the facts

HI! I’m attractive, famous and went to Oxford so I can do no wrong, even when making wild and it transpires incorrect assumptions in tweets. I also opine on these subjects: 

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